Episode 108

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4th Nov 2023

Week 9 Must Start and Must Sit Your A$$ Down: Fantasy Football Showdown

Get ready for a sizzling episode of Fantasy Island, where we serve up some piping-hot takes on your week nine must-starts and must-sits.

In the "Must Starts" corner, we've got Dak Prescott, who's gone from elevator music to chart-topping sensation. We're riding the Dak wave until the wheels fall off!

Gus Edwards, the Ravens' workhorse, is here to save your fantasy bacon. He's not just a knife in a gunfight; he's the whole arsenal.

Dalton Kincaid, the Bills' tight end, has gone from benchwarmer to star, and he's about to shred the Bengals' defense like Swiss cheese.

Now, for the "Must Sits" lineup, we've got Aaron Jones, who's fallen from grace faster than a skydiver with a broken parachute. Ouch, Aaron.

Alexander Madison was supposed to fill Cook's shoes, but with Cousins out, he's like the understudy getting upstaged by a superstar. Sorry, Madison, it's a tough crowd. 🌟 🎭

And finally, Christian Watson is the "Where's Waldo" of Fantasy Football, but it seems like he's hiding better than Waldo ever did. The Packers' offense has lost its way, and Watson's numbers are MIA.

So, sit back, relax, and let our fantasy experts serve you some spicy insights to dominate your league. Just remember, don't outsmart yourself, and play it safe this week. And as always, keep those amusing comments coming, because we can't get enough of your dumbassary ha ha ha.

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Transcript

Week 9 Must Starts and Must Sits

Welcome back to fantasy Island where we navigate the murky waters of fantasy football. I'll be your guide for today's sweet tea as we dive headfirst into the week nine must starts and must sit your on the bench.

So hold on tight because it's going to be a bumpy ride. First up for a must Start for week nine, we got the one and only Dak. I love the bi week Prescott. Remember when he was, uh, just about as thrilling as an elevator ride with music full blast? I mean, come on, this guy, his stats, let's talk about it guys. You know, going into the bi week it was nothing. And then all of a sudden the bi week hits. And a light switch just flicks on and now all of a sudden he's a quarterback sensation.

Well, it seems like the bye week had been kind to him. So for those fantasy owners that do have them in their lineup, I would be riding this guy until the wheels fall off. Cause you know, it's going to happen no matter what it's cowboys, it's Dak, it's going to happen. But right now I would roll with it.

Next up, we got touchdown Gus Edwards. workhorse for the Ravens. He is emerged. Bombo touched on it earlier in the week. You guys got to start grabbing him. If you didn't already grab him. Hey, it's probably too late in your league and sucks to be you. That's all I got to say. But if you were smart enough and you listened to us and you listen to Bombo, you would have already picked this guy up.

Why is that? Cause he's a workhorse for the Ravens between him and Lamar. That's pretty much their whole entire offense. he's really emerging as the back. So I mean really it's like bringing a knife +to- a gun fight.

He's Mr. Reliable RB two of this week. Speaking of old reliable Dalton Kincaid is up. Bill's tight end has gone from a bench warmer to a star. Dawson Knox is injured. Kincaid looks sharp and this guy's stock is soaring bangles defense against tight ends is like Swiss cheese.

So let's talk about this guys. If I were you. And your Dalton Kincaid owner and we're smart enough to get him like yours truly sweet tea. I definitely have him then you got to be happy right now. The kids finally coming into his own. He's finally feeling it. The Bills offense is getting him more and more involved.

So ride. This guy as a must start tied in. All right, guys, we're going to have to unfortunately go into our week nine must sit your on the bench this week. We're going to lead off with Aaron Jones. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I mean, this guy, he is just a shadow of himself. And part of the problem with this guy is, is he tried to come back too fast.

He was still hurt when he was trying to come back and play. And quite honestly, it just kind of hurt him even more in the long run. And so for those fantasy owners that have had him. Unfortunately, you guys have been shite in the bed with him. Hopefully, you have been smart enough not to be playing him, but if you have been playing him, sucks to be you, bro.

So, if I were you, I would be sitting him down until otherwise notified. Next up, we got Alexander Madison. Ah, guys. Okay. This guy was supposed to be filling in for Cook. He was supposed to be the new guy. But with Kirk Cousins out, Cam Akers now is stealing the spotlight. It looks like it's game over for Madison.

By the way, Bombo mentioned earlier, Cam Akers. Get all you can of that guy. If you're not listening to us and you're not listening to what Bombo said, then you get what you deserve. That's all that boils down to. So, uh, guys, again, must sit your on the bench. It's going to be. Alexander Madison, you've been warned.

And last but not least, we have Christian Watson of the Packers. Mr. Where's Waldo of Fantasy Football. I mean, we had a lot of high hopes. We've been waiting for this guy to show up. And it's like a bus that just never shows up. You're just sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. And nobody ever comes Packers offense has an identity crisis right now.

Watson's numbers are playing hide and seek. Say what you will. It just sucks to be any kind of owner of Watson. It's a shadow of what we saw last year with a Ron throwing him the ball. It just doesn't look good over there right now. And love is showing that he's not the guy. I don't know. I guess the spotlight is just too big for him.

So if I were you. I want nothing to do with this guy. Try to package him up. If you can try to, try to, you know, throw them to one of your dumb league mates, hopefully dumber than you and see what you can get for them. I mean, you might be able to get a good, uh, backup tight in hell.

You'd be lucky if you get a kicker at this point for him. All right, guys. So that's going to go ahead and wrap us up for our week. Nine fantasy Island must starts and must sit your on the bench,

man, it's going to be a tough week nine and hopefully this helps you make sure you start your studs anybody That's question marks that you can avoid starting. I definitely would don't try to outsmart the next guy Just play the safe bet right now.

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Until next time for the fellows at Fantasy Island Bombo and RW King I am Sweet T and we are out

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