Week 11 Balls Deep in Must Starts | Must Sit Your A$$ Down
Yo, fantasy freaks! Sweet Tea's in the house, dishing out Week 11's sizzling takes. We're talking Josh Dobbs, the dude who went from warming benches to fantasy stardom faster than you can say "Kirk Cousins who?" Vikings' playoff hopes might be shaky, but Dobbs is your golden ticket this week.
Devin Singletary? Dude ran through the Bengals like he was late for a buffet reservation. But buyer beware, if Damien Pierce steps in like he's got something to prove, Singletary might be sharing the workload. Risky business, but sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit.
Tank Dell, the dude hotter than a stolen laptop from a street hustler. Flex material? Hell yeah! Ride that wave till it crashes, my dudes.
Now, on to the "Sit Yo Ass Down" squad. Trevor Lawrence, the supposed Ferrari turned out to be more of a rusty go-kart. Bench that disappointment till he revs up. Adam Thielen? Fallen so hard, it's like discovering your style icon rocks Crocs. Facing Dallas? Better off wearing those Crocs proudly.
Evan Ingram, the tight-end sensation... when he feels like it. Touchdown-dependent like we're living in a fantasy soap opera. Trust him? Nah, toss him on the bench and let him contemplate his life choices.
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Week 11 Must Start | Must Sit
What we'll come back, fantasy freaks and grit, and your digs to another thrilling episode of fantasy island. I'm your host today, the one and only sweet tea. And yes, folks, we're going to be diving balls deep into week. Eleven's must start and must sit your ass on the bench.
So without further ado, let's dive into it. Starting off week 11 with your must starts is talk about Josh Dobbs, the man who went from benchwarmer to a fantasy sensation faster than you could say. Kirklin cousins who. I mean, who knew that Minnesota would be the place where quarterbacks go to shine?
So starting with confidence, unless your confidence is as shaky as the Vikings playoff hopes. Cause, uh, that's pretty, it's pretty shaky guys.
Next up, we got Devin Singletary. This man ran through the bangles defense. Like he was a fat chick at a buffet. I mean, come on guys, but listen, buyer be ware, if Damien piers comes back and he starts running hard as the old Damien Pierce. I don't know. But for week 11, you definitely need to start Devin Singletary. Now, moving on to tank. Dell. I mean, that just seems like. I don't know that should be a name for a linebacker tank Dell. This guy's been hotter than a stolen laptop that you bought off of a crack head down the street. You know what I'm talking about, guys, we all know that you did that. But if he keeps this up, he's definitely one of those flex guys that you just got to ride and ride and ride until the wheels fall off.
So that's going to go ahead and wrap up our most starts of week 11. So that leaves us with our must sit your ass on the bench for week 11, and guess who is leading that pack right now? That's right. It's the prodigy. It's the savior. It's that long, glowing flowing hair phenom that we all know. Trevor Lawrence. Well guess what guys, when you drafted him, it was just like you drafting a Ferrari, but guess what?
You got this season, you got a lawn mower and not even one of those sit down. Cool looking lawn mowers. Oh, hell no. You got one of those push mowers this season. Cause this guy has been rough one week. Yeah, he looks great. And the next week, oh God. So I'm sorry. Until you can start producing more fantasy points than the defense that you're playing against.
Then you're sitting your ass on my bench because there is no way in hell that I'm going to be starting. No, Trevor Lawrence. Ah, Especially not week 11. Next up, we got Adam Thielen. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I mean, come on.
It's like finding out that your favorite fantasy island hosts wears Crocs. RW king.
What the fuck? Anyway Bryce Young's been struggling.
And I got to be honest with you guys, him going up against his Dallas defense this week. Oh, there is no way in hell that you were going to catch me playing any kind of Adam Thielen. No, thank you. Your ass is sitting on the bench.
And lastly, but certainly not least. We're going to talk about Evan Ingram. I mean, this guy is so touchdown dependent. I don't understand that. For whatever reason. Feast famine, whatever it is, he just can't get it moving. One day he'll have a great game. And then next week he's having another fucking shitty game.
I understand it's that tight end position we always say here on the island, that, that tight end position sucks. So right now. As far as I'm concerned, you can't trust any part of this guy. So we'll fire you. I would just say Evan Ingram. Sweet tea. And the guys at fantasy island told me that you need to sit your ass on my bench and that's where you're going to stay.
And there you have it, guys. That's going to wrap up week 11 must starts and must sit your ass on the bench for fantasy island. I'm sweet tea, reminding everybody, if you get anything out of this, if you like any of this, please like share subscribe, comment, fucking send us hate mail. We don't care.
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